Just a psa, Im going to New Zealand and Australia for the next three months, so if I dont post much, that’s why..
I’ll be busy enjoying the volcanoes and koalas
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions.
I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality.
And it will be the death of me.
OMG THIS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
this is how my kids will learn the alphebet
This is perfection
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST